antisocialtexting:

mom….dad…..i cant be tamed

(Source: otterboxes, via humoristics)

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  • sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

izhtiekz: i connect with this advertisement on a emotional level


earthnation:

are you sure you’re sassy
are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit

(via humoristics)

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inbox:

its not about the money, money, money

((yes it is))

(via humoristics)

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icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

(via humoristics)

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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

(via humoristics)

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krabwatch: finally an option that fits me

bugkiss: david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever


premiium: l0serkids: THIS JUST HAPPEND HAHAHAAHHHAHA


yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. 

don’t back out now u pussy

(Source: chickensandwich, via humoristics)

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